Aarchon Records offers its artists and producers an unprecedented array of options
when it comes to numerous national and international locations, hardened bunkering,
rail transport, and quality technical facilities. At the hub of all this audio activity
is the mother of all recording studio Motherships at Aarchon Records: Addams Black
Studios. For almost two decades, Addams Black Studios has been a hotbed of technical
and artistic activity as Aarchon artists from all over the world have entrusted the
audio facilities of Addams Black Studios with their product.
Located in a remote corner of mountainous west Texas, Addams Black Studios provides
for short-term or long-term project schedules. The location is accessible by four-wheel
drive vehicles, aeroplane, or hovercraft and offers every possible amenity when it
comes to developing product. The resort-like atmosphere is only a glistening patina
over the state-of-the-art technical machinery that operates underneath. Anyone that
enters the main entrance will quickly notice the system of human conveyers that “magically”
transport an individual on moving paths through the mammoth complex. These are not
ordinary conveyers as they are made from moving slabs of concrete using computerized
hydraulics.
At the heart of the Mothership is the Addams Black Control Center. from here everything
that takes place at the studios can be efficiently monitored and managed 24/7. The
range of operational duties for the full-time staff is staggering. Several staff
members are responsible for all catering and resort suite facilities. No detail is
too small to be managed, from sanitizing hotel suites to checking the bass level
in the mix in Studio J to adjusting the computerized ducting to keep the air free
of cedar contaminants. Privacy is a high priority at the studios since many guests
are high-profile artists and producers: numerous surveillance cameras operate continuously
to ensure that no one invades the privacy of someone who is trying to generate product.
Enough cabling runs through the complex to reach 3% of the way to Alpha Centauri
– which is over 100 billion miles. Power is generated from a system of turbines (left)
that extract energy from a massive geothermal vent underneath the complex so that
the entire energy grid is self-sustaining and produces no pollutants (except for
the occasional end product). As with many of Aarchon’s other facilities, the entire
compound can be lowered (and hidden) miles beneath the earth’s surface in case of
nuclear attack or natural disaster (right).
Technically, Addams Black is second to none, which can be interpreted in many ways.
Here we see a plasma core apparatus (top) used for generating input to a roomful
of frequency analysis equipment (bottom). This type of technically marvelous system
allows product-generation individuals to perform frequency spectrum analyses so detailed
that only dogs, bats, and other small animals can detect variations and anomalies.
Indeed, checking mixes at dusk in one of the outdoor amphitheaters located at the
compound is discouraged since emerging bat colonies will detect frequencies in the
super-refined mixes and forego eating millions of pounds mosquitos in order to enjoy
the artist’s product. Once every three months, the plasma core for each frequency
analysis platform must be flushed and replenished using a special system of ducts
and channels. Used plasma is taken from this system and launched into space where
it is dispersed into the cosmos. New plasma is sucked from an underground pool near
the earth’s core through the geothermal vent used to power the facility. The process
is expensive, but it is well worth it since the cost is passed on the consumer. This
frequency analysis step is only one facet of the overall process available to those
lucky enough to schedule time at Addams Black Studios. Detailed frequency reports
are generated electronically and can be examined by artists and producers from anywhere
in the facility: studio monitor screens, resort suite rooms, wireless laptops, pop-up
monitors in lounges and restaurants, projections onto neighboring cliffs (for the
outdoors type).
Not everyone who produces product at Addams Black Studios has the privilege of working
with the gargantuan, 365-channel Cyclops 11000 digital mixer. Shown above is a segment
of the control room used to house the massive mixer complex. Each mixer channel is
provided with its own manned station. The first seventeen of the 365 channels are
shown here along with the central control units. The entire room is almost 800 feet
long and for extremely complex mixes can have over 400 people operating the panels
at one time. Using the system for symphonic recordings, each member of the orchestra
can have his/her own dedicated mic. Flute too loud? No problem. The recording engineer
can text message the channel 162 operator or speak directly through the voice-activated
intercom system with its video monitor at station 162. Producers like to describe
the system as having one channel for each day of the year (except leap year). But,
for mixes that go beyond the 365 available in Studio A, Addams Black can interface
its other Cyclops 11000 so that the two mixers can be used in tandem for a whopping
730 total channels. Plans to add a third Cyclops 11000 are in the works so that recording
a 1000-person choir with dedicated mics will be possible. If a member of the choir
hits a bad note, the person at the culprit’s dedicated mixer channel will be able
to quickly detect the probelm and run that person’s vocal through some of Addams
Black’s sophisticated pitch correction software right at the station, thus preserving
the purity of the performance.
Dedication to quality occurs at all levels of the product-generation process. Installed
in Studio C are some of the world’s most sensitive, high-performance microphones,
the QuantumFlux 22D (pictured here). These microphones are so sensitive that they
can capture the sound of dust particles hitting the mic surface. For this reason
all persons using Studio C must operate in a dust-free, bacteria-free, “clean” environment,
necessitating the use of the special “spermatozoa suits” as shown in the picture.
Once, during a failure of Addams Black’s automated ducting system, a backup in a
flow valve caused dust to bombard several 22D’s resulting in widespread panic when
it appeared that World War II had broken out and the entire compound was lowered
beneath the earth’s surface (for a short time) as a precautionary procedure. In most
cases, recording, mixing, and mastering continued unimpeded and there was no stoppage
in the generation of product. To prevent further mishaps, a failsafe system was put
in place in order to detect if a true attack is taking place or whether it’s just
one or more QuantumFlux 22D’s doing what they do best: providing the ultimate in
recording fidelity. Such fine quality sound capturing would be lost without good
quality monitor speakers and the Xerolith Phantoms are just such an item. These speakers
can reproduce frequencies down to 0 Hz which is the lowest frequency t hat nature
can produce. At the top end, the Phantoms can produce microwave radiation that can
be detected on cell phones and satellite receivers. Needless to say, engineers always
have to meticulously EQ audio to prevent these high fidelity artifacts from occurring.
Recording performances is not limited to indoor facilities as the ambience of the
great outdoors is sometimes of artistic merit. Some artists prefer to lay down tracks
in the Hanging Gardens area (Studio H). Others prefer more modest facilities as shown
in the dark recesses of Studio R. And when the artistic requirements for a project
indicate that underground recording will produce the best product, the facility can
be lowered beneath the earth’s surface for the session(s).
The final step in developing any product is to preview it in as many different venues
as possible. For this, Addams Black Studios has spared no expense. Several different-sized
preview auditoriums are available, the largest of which can seat four thousand people.
At a moment’s notice, a large group of trained individuals can be hovercafted into
the compound in order to check out the mix on the latest product under development.
An outdoor amphitheater is also available. Each seat in a preview auditorium is equipped
with an armrest joystick so that output from all the sticks in the room can be compiled
and analyzed to determine where a product succeeds or fails. Whether it is a mixing
problem or a mastering problem, feedback from a live audience “shipped in” to the
remote location is invaluable in determining if there is anything lacking in the
product. In addition, if the audience acts capriciously or maliciously toward an
artist or product, the entire facility can be lowered beneath the earth’s surface
to give them a fright and say, “Hey, this is serious business here. Don’t mess with
our product.”