Aarchon Records does not keep track of anything about anyone.

Aarchon Records is a “No Profit” organization (for now).

For Entertainment Purposes Only

The purpose of this page is to justify our exorbitant legal retainers – you know who you are, Mr. Bayloch.

Any resemblance to to a real web site is merely delusional pathology on our part.

Any resemblance to persons living or dead is merely paranoia on your part.

Aarchon Records will not be briefed, debriefed, or numbered.

Cookies should only be eaten or tossed.

We have no advertisers except for Dr. Stevenson and our own shameless self-promotion.

Exceptions to the Above: