Welcome to Aarchon Records! Aarchon Records is home to a diverse and talented group of dedicated artists.

The Fractitians

Donald Greyeagle Gritt

The X-15’s

Nibelung

Proctor Snow & Beep Beep

The Pug Nuts

Razorneck

The Squeeds

Thax-Thax

Ward F

Atlantice

The Short Horses

Elandara

Electronic music never had such an organic sound as Elandara’s debut album. “These guys could make a retinal scan sound interesting.” (Coming Soon)

Green Seaman

Paraphrasing Ishmael: When the bile builds up and reaches your nostrils, it’s time to get to sea. And when that’s not possible, the Green Seaman can serve up a galley full of Arrrrrgh! (Coming Soon)

The One-Note Jonnies

Traditional folk lyrics fused with orchestral blues and a touch of synthesizer with heavy effects. I Gave My Love a Chicken (Coming Soon)

Substitute Nun

These band members never take themselves seriously, so why should anyone else. As one critic stated, “I laughed until all my bowels fell out.” The choice is: Nun of the Above (Coming Soon)

FuturePerfeckt

A unique blend of melodic electronic trance, mesmerizing vocals, and future-industrial mind-snagging sounds.  Coming Soon: A Perfeckt Future

Coldwater Barnett & the Hoysters

Raw, powerful, and unplugged is how fans describe Coldwater and his music - blues so deep and heavy that gators run screaming into the night. Where best to find them? In the Weeds (Coming Soon)

BrainWreck

Protest music is not out of style with the garage band stylings of BrainWreck. Always looking for a controversy or an issue to exploit, they hope to set the World on Fire. (Coming Soon)

The Fins

The newest fusion effort to reach Aarchon Records, The Fins offer a scorching metal sound mixed with 1950’s style teen angst lyrics. “ I heard it, and I don’t believe it.” Devil or Angel (Coming Soon)

Brazoria Kingston

Kingston was a great singer who made some terrible decisions concerning subject matter. This was especially true of her 22-minute disco release, The Black Death (Spanish Galleon Mix). Currently Unavailable

The Eggs

What started as a punk band in the late 70’s became a popular fusion of raw energy and early analog electronic sounds (The Dogs Moved In). “We’re more popular than we ought to be”, stated lead singer Rollo Satin. In the pipeline for re-issue soon.

Charred Glands

What the Finger Saw was the Charred Glands only album release - they were explicit before anyone knew what explicit was. And by today’s standards they are still absolutely disgusting. Permanently Unavailable

Eiffel Eisenhower

Attempting to capitalize on 60’s psychedelia, EE, as they were known, produced more babble than imagery and their debut album, Chastity Banana Fire was their only release. Currently Unavailable

The Stink Men

The Stink Men had a popular classic 60’s sound, but a disastrous appearance on national TV made them one-hit wonders. Band members began brawling with host Lance “Boss Man” Stringer on the live TV set (reportedly over some lyric changes) while performing Crawl Out of My Heart. Currently Unavailable

 

The Royal Flush

The Royal Flush captured the British Invasion sound very well and their Introducing... debut album offered a number of snappy singles. Unfortunately, their band name became fodder for too much ridicule and they disbanded after only one album. Currently Unavailable

Raymond Johnson

With limited instrumentation, Raymond Johnson debuted with the 78 rpm single You Bought Me a Rug b/w I Need a New Trunk. Currently Unavailable

Stoney Blackheart Mead

As Aarchon Records’ first blues act, Mead was obsessed with his dog, Muscle Boy. His most popular effort, I Blame It on You, hit the charts as one of his many R&B releases on Aarchon. Currently Unavailable

Rocky Snodlei

Although his songs (such as Sand in My Heart) became popular in their own right, his lack of stage presence (and questionable grooming habits) made Rocky’s live performance career very short. Currently Unavailable

The Tinsells

A typical act for the times, the “all-girl” group, The Tinsells, provided audiences with tender, tear-jerking little numbers. One of their more obscure releases, Love Plate, was used in the 1950’s movie My Friend in Hygiene. Currently Unavailable

 

The Stu-Tones

Transitioning into the fifties, this 8-member pre-rock vocal group offered unchallenging mainstream mucis with off-color lyrics such as those found on their biggest single When I’m a’Fishin’. Currently Unavailable

 

For Entertainment Purposes Only

. . . back when the neon fabric of sound was just wooly . . .

Razorneck
The Squeeds
Thax-Thax
Ward F
The Short Horses
Atlantice
FuturePerfeckt
Coldwater Barnett and the Hoysters
The Pug Nuts
Nibelung
Donald Geyeagle Gritt
The X-15s
Green Seaman
Substitute Nun
Elandara
BrainWreck
The One-Note Jonnies
The Fins
The Fractitians
Proctor Snow and Beep Beep
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Talk CD

Some people might say that a call-in talk show on CD is a crazy idea. And they would be right. Hours and hours of anger and outrage - discontinued after 31 volumes. Permanently on hold

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